Bernie

‘Isn’t it great to be eating indoors again?’

‘You can’t come in unless you’ve been double jabbed.’

‘Waiter, there’s a fly suffering unnecessarily in my soup.’

'I know, but we’ve got to learn to live with it.’

'… for ever and ever, lockdown without end, Amen.’

‘Please, no more promises.’

‘Gentlemen, this is the new tax rate we’ll be avoiding.’

‘The irrepressible Michael O’Leary!’

‘It’s such a lovely day we thought we’d eat outside.’

‘At last we can meet for facemask-to-facemask talks.’

‘They say you’re never more than six feet away from a chatty rat.’

‘There’s nothing more embarrassing than an ex prime minister on the make, Cherie.’

‘And we thought we were venomous!’