Bernie

‘I’ve been offered £10,000 to change universities or £20,000 to become a lorry driver.’

‘Look, I can still fit into my old burqa!’

‘The threat is receding but we still have to be cautious.’

‘Isn’t it great to be eating indoors again?’

‘You can’t come in unless you’ve been double jabbed.’

‘Waiter, there’s a fly suffering unnecessarily in my soup.’

'I know, but we’ve got to learn to live with it.’

'… for ever and ever, lockdown without end, Amen.’

‘Please, no more promises.’

‘Gentlemen, this is the new tax rate we’ll be avoiding.’

‘The irrepressible Michael O’Leary!’

‘It’s such a lovely day we thought we’d eat outside.’

‘At last we can meet for facemask-to-facemask talks.’