Bad time?
‘Is this a bad time?’
Bernie
Thursday
Thursday
Not allwed in the delivery room
‘I’m not allowed in the delivery room.’
I want it to be a surprise
‘They don’t know we’re coming – I want it to be a surprise!’
God rest ye merry gentlemen…
‘God rest ye merry gentlemen and ladies, non-binary, transgender, gender neutral, pan-gender, a-gender…’
Thursday
It wasn’t until lockdown
‘It wasn’t until lockdown that I realised how little we have in common.’
Thursday
‘I’ll have a vodka martini
‘I’ll have a vodka martini — shaken, not stirred — and a Scotch egg.’
You can have a pint with it
‘Go on! You can have a pint with it.’
Thursday
The long Black Friday
The long Black Friday
Today we’d like to shout to you about Jesus
‘Today we’d like to shout to you about Jesus.’
Thursday
He’s self-alienating
‘He’s self-alienating.’
Thursday
They gave their lives
‘They gave their lives so that we could enjoy the freedom that we have today.’
Thursday
Double, double, toil and trouble
‘Double, double, toil and trouble rule of six and support bubble…’
Thursday
Clocks go back
‘That’s an extra hour in bed lying awake worrying.’
Thursday
Tipping point
‘We’re at the tipping point.’
Thursday
Don’t snitch
‘Don’t snitch on them, dear – have a word with them first.’
