‘I’ll have a vodka martini
‘I’ll have a vodka martini — shaken, not stirred — and a Scotch egg.’
Bernie
Thursday
You can have a pint with it
‘Go on! You can have a pint with it.’
Thursday
The long Black Friday
The long Black Friday
Today we’d like to shout to you about Jesus
‘Today we’d like to shout to you about Jesus.’
Thursday
He’s self-alienating
‘He’s self-alienating.’
Thursday
They gave their lives
‘They gave their lives so that we could enjoy the freedom that we have today.’
Thursday
Double, double, toil and trouble
‘Double, double, toil and trouble rule of six and support bubble…’
Thursday
Clocks go back
‘That’s an extra hour in bed lying awake worrying.’
Thursday
Tipping point
‘We’re at the tipping point.’
Thursday
Don’t snitch
‘Don’t snitch on them, dear – have a word with them first.’
Thursday
The new normal
‘Welcome to the new normal.’
Thursday
Leicester… Lancashire… Caerphilly…
‘Leicester… Lancashire… Caerphilly… It’s working its way though the cheeses!’
Thursday
Wokes from home
‘Lucy wokes from home.’
Thursday
Talk about social distancing
‘Can I talk to you about social distancing?’
Thursday
We can stay
‘We can stay but we’ll have to share with 250 new builds.’
