The new normal
‘Welcome to the new normal.’
Bernie
Thursday
Thursday
Leicester… Lancashire… Caerphilly…
‘Leicester… Lancashire… Caerphilly… It’s working its way though the cheeses!’
Thursday
Wokes from home
‘Lucy wokes from home.’
Thursday
Talk about social distancing
‘Can I talk to you about social distancing?’
Thursday
We can stay
‘We can stay but we’ll have to share with 250 new builds.’
Outdoor raves
‘Bloody outdoor raves.’
Thursday
Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday
‘Could I maybe take you out to dinner sometime, on a Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday?’
The message is clear
‘The message is clear — eat out and stay at home.’
Thursday
This is embarrassing
‘Well, this is embarrassing.’
Thursday
Pleased to meet you
‘Pleased to meet you – always nice to put a face to a name.’
Does this dress go with this mask?
‘Does this dress go with this mask?’
Thursday
Wild swimming
‘You haven’t got the hang of this wild swimming have you?’
Thursday
It’s great to get our cultural lives back
‘It’s great to get our cultural lives back, isn’t it Shelley?’
Borrowing and spending plan
‘I’m sure you’ll be very excited by my massive borrowing and spending plan.’
Thursday
J.K. Rowling as a boy
‘And to think I used to love J.K. Rowling as a boy.’
Thursday
Before you tell me how it looks
‘Before you tell me how it looks, remember I queued for three hours to buy it.’
Thursday
‘Uncle Andrew?’
‘Uncle Andrew?’
It’s a somewhat reduced service
‘It’s a somewhat reduced service.’
Thursday
Straight to the beach
‘So, with the lockdown relaxed, I headed straight to the beach.’
Thursday
Happiest days of your life
‘You’ll remember school as the happiest days of your life.’
