Bernie

‘How lovely! … Flours!’

‘Are you sure there’s no way I can work from work?’

‘I’ve been waiting for four hours and I still haven’t seen a patient.’

‘I see the Burberry has arrived.’

‘Have you noticed we’re getting more wildlife in the garden?’

‘They haven’t got any of the basics — beer, wine, gin, vodka...’

‘I thought they were key workers.’

‘That ought to reduce the death toll.’

‘The paper’s more optimistic this morning.’

‘Our no-deal Brexit stockpile is now a coronavirus stockpile.’

‘Yes, you could say we’re self-isolating.’

‘And let’s all try to be a little bit kinder.’

‘It’s spreading like royal divorces!’