Bernie

‘Are you “can’t work” or “won’t work”?’

‘Sell sourdough, buy crumpets!’

‘You’re not a bit like Daniel Craig.’

‘It’s not the first time she’s gone missing, but she’s never taken my Oyster card before.’

‘I’ve lost my taste for alcohol, but I’m determined to get it back.’

‘You’re going on a long journey.’

‘Smarten yourself up. It’s on in five minutes.’

‘At last – a successful reparation.’

‘Weird.’

‘I want you to alter the way you calculate my debt.’

‘Still no sign of a ceasefire.’

‘Goodness, I remember when you were just carefully targeted airstrikes.’

‘Well, it won’t be the glow of a warm fire.’

‘I’m drinking to remember.’

‘I can’t get a dentist, but then again, what is there to smile about?’

‘Oh dear. I was hoping our fuel allowance would pay for our Oasis tickets.’