Sell sourdough
‘Sell sourdough, buy crumpets!’

‘Sell sourdough, buy crumpets!’
‘So, anyway, when I was diagnosed as ADHD it just explained everything.’
‘You’re not a bit like Daniel Craig.’
‘It’s not the first time she’s gone missing, but she’s never taken my Oyster card before.’
‘I’ve lost my taste for alcohol, but I’m determined to get it back.’
‘You’re going on a long journey.’
‘Smarten yourself up. It’s on in five minutes.’
‘At last – a successful reparation.’
‘Can we go on the doom loop next?’
‘Still no sign of a ceasefire.’
‘Goodness, I remember when you were just carefully targeted airstrikes.’
‘I’m drinking to remember.’
‘I can’t get a dentist, but then again, what is there to smile about?’
‘Oh dear. I was hoping our fuel allowance would pay for our Oasis tickets.’
‘Thank heavens for the right to switch off.’
‘When the turbine is rotating it means the King is in residence.’