Chief fundraiser, unpaid
‘I’m appointing you “chief fundraiser, unpaid”.’
Bernie
Wednesday
Wednesday
Lots of nasty things are making a comeback
‘Lots of nasty things are making a comeback. Measles, rickets, George Galloway...’
Forget your leader
‘Forget your leader – just take me to your civil servants.’
Wednesday
She’ll try anything!
‘She’ll try anything!’
Wednesday
Do you have alcohol-free?
Do you have alcohol-free?
Wednesday
Wednesday
We could earn this much being junior doctors
‘Do you know we could earn this much being junior doctors?’
Wednesday
Just speeding up the compensation process
‘Just speeding up the compensation process.’
I’ve got my 18-month-old playing darts
‘I’ve got my 18-month-old playing darts.’
Wednesday
They arrived within minutes and said there was nothing they could do
‘The police were very good. They arrived within minutes and said there was nothing they could do.’
Friday
Another way
‘The wise men departed unto their own country another way.’
Wednesday
Thinking about Christmas
‘Isn’t it time you started thinking about Christmas?’
Wednesday
Ghost story
‘You know how you always enjoy a good ghost story on Christmas Eve, Charles?’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Frankly it’s a relief
‘Frankly it’s a relief to quiz someone who was good at their job.’
Wednesday
Bubble tea
‘Spare a tenner for a cup of bubble tea?’
Wednesday
Gentle as a kitten
‘Honestly, he’s as gentle as a kitten!’
Dad says we should go out for a drive while it’s still legal
‘Come on, kids. Dad says we should go out for a drive while it’s still legal.’
