Bernie

‘It’s a response to our SOS — they want it in a different form.’

‘How worried should we be about running out of Greek letters?’

‘I can remember when all this was crisps.’

‘Santa won’t agree to this unless you water it down.’

‘This is heaven!’

‘I thought we could rip this lot out and put in a heat pump.’

‘Rest assured, we’ll move more quickly in the next pandemic.’

‘I am not panic buying. I am urgently curating.’

‘Let’s start a rumour that there’s going to be a shortage!’

‘I’m off then — let’s see if I can get some meat today.’

‘It’s probably TB, but we won’t be sure until six months after we’ve killed you.’