Dredge
Thursday
Thursday
Haven’t we seen you on CCTV?
‘Haven’t we seen you on CCTV?’
Thursday
Taxi driver shortage
‘No need to tip. As there’s a taxi driver shortage, can you give me a lift home, please?’
Thursday
The doctor won’t see you now.
‘The doctor won’t see you now.’
Thursday
Ego warrior
‘Nigel’s an ego warrior.’
Thursday
That’s not a good sign
‘That’s not a good sign.’
Thursday
Take me to your multi-billionaire business magnate
‘Take me to your multi-billionaire business magnate.’
Thursday
Individual judgement
‘And finally, it’ll be up to your individual judgment whether you wear a mask or not.’
Thursday
Thursday
What did you do in the office, Grandpa?
‘What did you do in the office, Grandpa?’
Thursday
Where do you see yourself?
‘And where do you see yourself in five years’ time?’
Thursday
Take the knee
‘You have to take the knee to read it, apparently.’
Thursday
You wait ages
‘You wait ages for an MP to be thrown under a bus…’
Thursday
Beach seller
‘Face masks! Inhalers! Testing kits!’
Thursday
Thursday
Oh look — it’s the head
‘Oh look — it’s the head.’
Thursday
Lockdown Return
‘I’ve heard a whisper that “Lockdown Return” is worth a punt.’
Thursday
We met on the internet
‘We met on the internet.’