Matt Percival

‘I thought I’d begin by setting out my economic challenges.’

‘The light is more flattering.’

‘If it wasn’t for Ozempic, I’d still be a fat cat.’

‘You will be a good boy.’

‘It’s supposed to be fun.’

‘Today we’ll be learning Python.’

‘It doesn’t comply with building regs.’

‘It started on social media.’

‘Nine or ten exclamation marks?’

‘It was expensive but worth it.’

‘You could have picked a more interesting specimen.’

‘And “Cut”.’

‘Hell is other AI.’

‘Do you feel guilty or not guilty?’

‘I love these insights into your creative process.’

‘I hope this bakery is worth it.’

‘Can’t you just take a robe like everyone else?’