Matt Percival

‘Before we begin, shall we say grace period?’

‘It’s all Covid to me.’

‘According to the roadmap, I’d have expected you to have opened up by now.’

‘Nobody ever asks me about my mental health.’

‘I can’t imagine having four children.’

‘Next slide please.’

‘That’s disappointing — I was expecting an increase of 1 per cent.’

‘That was almost unsurvivable.’

‘I can’t wait to feel the full impact.’

‘Do you think our man can still win?’

‘So, Mr Bond — we meet again.’

‘We’re down from 50,000 cases a day to two.’

‘I’m very reliable and have a full service history.’

‘I want to exercise my right to Rome.’

‘I thought we’d stay in and finish this boxed set.’

‘He wants us to climbdown first.’

‘I suppose we’ll just have to live with it for the foreseeable future.’