Matt Percival

‘I want to exercise my right to Rome.’

‘I thought we’d stay in and finish this boxed set.’

‘He wants us to climbdown first.’

‘I suppose we’ll just have to live with it for the foreseeable future.’

‘You’re masking the problem.’

‘If I don’t get a reply straight away I get worried.’

‘It’s essential we shop for non-essentials.’

‘It feels good to be back.’

‘Let’s offer an explanation and then the people can make up their minds.’

‘We’ve developed an app that pre-empts Nicola Sturgeon’s comments.’

‘I completed a 10k.’

‘It’s not a request, it’s an instruction.’

‘Go home. Your journey is not essential.’

‘Bear with me. It’s a rapidly evolving situation.’

‘This was all they had left.’

‘So it’s agreed. Freedom of movement will continue.’

‘I’ve been made Impermanent Secretary.’

‘Our target is to meet net zero by 2035.’