Report 3
‘For Christmas I’d like the Chilcot report.’
The Spectator
Thursday
Card 2
‘Merry Christmas from Jeremy Corbyn, leader of the opposition — at the time of posting.’
Santa Snooper
‘Now let’s see who’s been naughty and nice.’
Star 2
‘Looks like following a westward-leading star isn’t going to be as simple as we thought.’
Picasso 3
Picasso asks his models to put the decorations up
Tooth Fairy
‘Sugar tax, fatso — you pay me.’
Tree 3
‘They’re from your Twitter followers.’
North Pole
‘What am I doing here? Why, this is the North Pole!’
Bookshop 2
Witches 5
‘I think next year just a little more wool of bat.’
Stress
‘That’s over for another year — we’ve passed the annual stress test.’
Nativity
‘As a junior shepherd, I refuse to attend the nativity at the weekend.’
Stable
‘This looks like the right place.’
Bank 7
‘Do you mind if some students watch while I rake in loads of money and refuse to lend you any?’
Saving
‘Now all we need is some money.’
Oven
Planes 2
‘Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!’
Drone 7
Wow
‘Wow! What’s your secret?’
