For the Spectator’s Christmas survey, we asked for some favourite seasonal rituals – and what to avoid at Christmas. Clare Balding I love a good walk on Boxing Day followed by watching the racing at Kempton. Avoid the internet. Be present in the moment, enjoying time with family rather than being distracted by online conversations. John Rutter I
The Christmas issue of the Spectator is in the shops now, but if you don’t yet have a copy, here are the contents in full: Features In defence of Blairism – Tony Blair Michael Gove interviews the Archbishop of Canterbury James Forsyth and Fraser Nelson interview David Cameron Mark Clarke, Bercow, Sewel: 2016 was a vintage year for
‘I know it’s really silly, but it makes people laugh.’
‘For Christmas I’d like the Chilcot report.’
‘Merry Christmas from Jeremy Corbyn, leader of the opposition — at the time of posting.’
‘Now let’s see who’s been naughty and nice.’
‘Looks like following a westward-leading star isn’t going to be as simple as we thought.’
Picasso asks his models to put the decorations up
‘Sugar tax, fatso — you pay me.’
‘They’re from your Twitter followers.’
‘What am I doing here? Why, this is the North Pole!’
‘I think next year just a little more wool of bat.’
‘That’s over for another year — we’ve passed the annual stress test.’
‘As a junior shepherd, I refuse to attend the nativity at the weekend.’
‘This looks like the right place.’
‘Do you mind if some students watch while I rake in loads of money and refuse to lend you any?’
‘Now all we need is some money.’
