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The Spectator
Thursday
Garden 3
Witness Protection
‘To conceal your identity, we’re making you leader of the Liberal Democrat party.’
Lobbying 3
‘As you can see, Graham has been working closely with the food and drinks industry.’
Atm
Noticed
‘Do you think he’s noticed we’re abroad?’
Ears
Exchange
‘They’re going on a school exchange with three girls from London.’
Programmes
‘He spends so much time watching cookery programmes, gardening programmes, home improvement programme — nothing gets done around here!’
Feeding
Reading
‘Then Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy uploaded the footage of their adventure to YouTube…’
Ashley Madison
‘That’s cheating!’
Letters | 23 July 2015
Don’t write off Assad Sir: Ahmed Rashid refers to our ‘Arab allies’ supporting al-Qaeda (‘The plan to back al-Qaeda against Isis’, 18 July). Clearly they are no allies of ours, so thank you Mr Rashid for pointing this out. Apart from that, his perspective is peculiar. He starts off by accusing Assad of plunging Syria
Barometer | 23 July 2015
Gesture politics A royal home movie from 1933 apparently showed the future Queen, aged seven, and her mother giving a Nazi salute. Like the Swastika, the stiff-armed salute was not invented by the Nazis. In this case they took it from the Mussolini and his Fascists, who thought it came from ancient Rome. Three Roman
Giving up the fight
“Whether it’s in Iraq, Syria, Libya or elsewhere — as Prime Minister, if I believe there is a specific threat to the British people, would I be prepared to authorise action to neutralise that threat? Yes, I would.” It is almost two years since David Cameron lost a vote on intervening in the Syrian war
Portrait of the week | 23 July 2015
Home Parents would be able to have their children’s passports removed if they were suspected of planning to travel abroad to join a radical group, under provisions outlined by David Cameron, the Prime Minister, to deal with Islamist extremism. It emerged that five British pilots embedded with allied forces had been taking part in air
The Spectator at war: Armour and shields
From ‘Armour and Shields’, The Spectator, 17 July 1915: A bone, a book, a cigarette-case, even a five-franc piece in the pocket, will often save a man from death by a bullet. Still oftener will these flimsy substitutes for armour save life in the case of scraps of shrapnel or pieces of shell which have
Profiteering in the pits
From ‘Coal and its problems’, The Spectator, 24 July 1915: Instead of attempting to regulate prices, the government ought to have contented themselves with taxing profits, and by that phrase we mean not only the extra profits of the coalowner, but also the extra wages of the coalminer. The assumption that the coalminer is morally justified
Wednesday
The Spectator at war: Women and the war
From ‘Women and the War‘, The Spectator, 24 July 1915: It is not too much to say that without the help and inspiration of the women we could not win the war. But we have had the good fortune to know from the moment that war was declared that if we did not win it
