Clothes
‘Well, this is disappointing. I was hoping there’d be more clothes.’
The Spectator
Thursday
Jeeves
‘What ho ho ho, Jeeves!’
Three Ships
‘You wait ages for a ship, then three come sailing in at once.’
Star
‘Wow, it makes you feel really significant, doesn’t it?’
Destination
‘You have reached your destination.’
Kings 2
‘You’re completely out of touch with how ordinary people live!’
Charades
‘They only agreed to join in with charades if they could include video games as a category.’
Slept
There were rumours that she had slept her way to the top.
Hipster Santa
‘To be honest, Santa, I preferred you before you went hipster.’
Tweetings
‘I bring glad tweetings.’
Boxing Day
Exit Strategy
‘What’s our exit strategy?
Tower
Twerky
‘I thought we’d have a twerky this year.’
Juhadvent
Charity 4
Jumper 2
‘If a Christmas jumper’s got your name on it, there’s nothing you can do.’
City Snowman
Troll
