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Thursday
Mean
My date was so mean — he took me to a food bank.’
Self
Arm
Drink 5
‘May cause drowsiness . . . Do not drive or operate heavy machinery. . . Do not take if you have heart or liver problems. . . If concerned, consult your medical practitioner.’
Great
‘Your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was at the Somme.’
Paternity
‘I’ve told you before, you can’t take paternity leave if your wife’s given birth to another man’s child.’
Costa 2
Tweet 6
Models 3
‘That George Osborne looks like he could do with a good feed.’
Parents 2
‘What son?’
Corgis
Vader
‘You’ve got the wrong guy. I’m Darts Vader.’
Call Centre
Squat
‘I love what you’ve done to the place.’
Entrapment
The first entrapment
Purr
Spectator letters: PPE, Biblical bishops and Pamela Hansford Johnson
Degrees of ability Sir: Nick Cohen has written an amusing piece on PPE (‘Crash course’, 27 September), marred by lazy journalism. I never said that Cameron was ‘my ablest pupil’, an impossible judgment to make. What I said was that he was ‘one of my ablest pupils’. He was also, incidentally, one of the nicest. And I
Don’t worry Brooks Newmark: paisley was sexy once…
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Portrait of the week | 2 October 2014
Home The Commons, having been specially recalled, passed, by 524 votes to 43, a motion supporting ‘the use of UK air strikes to support Iraqi, including Kurdish, security forces’ efforts against Isil in Iraq’. Only after four days did RAF Tornados from Akrotiri in Cyprus find some targets in Iraq to bomb. In support of
