Honest
‘The radiator leaks, the gearbox is about to go and the suspension is on its last legs’
The Spectator
Thursday
Cupboard
‘Thank God, you’re just my wife’s lover. I thought you were the Inland Revenue!’
Shelfies
Shelfies
Picasso 2
Cv
‘An impressive CV and confident interview — all rather let down by your inability to adjust your chair.’
Step
‘We had to use the naughty step — she maxed out her credit card again.’
Glasses
‘Now, where did I put my glasses?’
Poverty 2
‘Remind me again how poor we want them to be…’
Intern
‘We have recently changed our intern selection process. Could you now please place the baby rabbit you’re holding on to your heads.’
Bins 2
Tshirts
‘Does sir dress to the left or to the right?’
Pheasants
‘I’ll say this for heather, it’s very moorish.’
Cow 2
Globe
‘Modern audiences don’t just sit and watch — we interact and post live comments.’
Tv 6
‘Not another old episode of Jihad’s Army?!’
Tour
‘What an amazing spectacle! Cyclists not on the pavement!’
