Bread
‘I’ve always loved nice bread then one day I thought, “I know, why don’t I bake my own?”’
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Thursday
Survey
‘In some ways, he regrets buying that pint of milk.’
Bouncy
‘But we’ve not ordered a bouncy castle.’
Dog 5
Dairy 2
‘You asked to see the cheese board.’
Machines
‘They fill the gap left by the chocolate vending machines that we were forced to get rid of — and they make much more profit.’
Reversing
Snorkelling
‘And this is where the snorkelling adventure took a turn for the worse. You may want to look away.’
Mullet
‘Now that’s a real mullet.’
Love 3
‘I’m going to have to love you, like you on Facebook, connect with you on LinkedIn, follow you on Twitter — and leave you.’
Post 2
‘We’re modernising the postal service.’
Shopping 2
Meth
‘If only we’d invested in crystal meth.’
Bard
‘Can I call you back? I’m in a bard place.’
Apple 2
‘Want to see what the class is saying about you online, sir?’
Boy
‘Don’t go on at the boy — kids have always fought.’
Emergency 4
Baby 5
‘Nothing prepares you for the lack of sleep.’
Spectator letters: Why Aids is still a threat, elephants are altruistic, and crime has gone online
Aids is still deadly Sir: Dr Pemberton (‘Life after Aids’, 19 April) subscribes to the now prevalent view that we have turned the corner on Aids. Well only up to a point, Lord Copper. There are now about 100,000 HIV carriers in the UK, and in London, where Dr Pemberton works, as in the rest of