Westminster’s ‘House of Cards’
Introducing House of Cards, Westminster redux. Many thanks to all the politicians who took part.
The Spectator
Tuesday
John Major’s speech to CCHQ – transcript
Speaking at Conservative Campaign Headquarters today, having been invited by Chairman Grant Shapps to launch a new apprenticeship scheme, Sir John Major: – Set out the moral mission of the Conservative Party, saying: ‘We exist as a political party to help people reach their ambitions and to make sure our country is safe and secure
Thursday
Referendum
‘I don’t have a vote — I’m an American tourist.’
Coop
‘I’m not sure I’m the right person to ask.’
Corridors
The corridors of power
Reigning
Fish 3
‘I think the fish wants to go out.’
Porn 2
‘Hey, pre-internet porn...how quaint.’
Squatters
‘I’m afraid it’s more bad news regarding your home — you’ve got squatters.’
Bronze
‘The Bronze Age has well and truly arrived.’
Dirty 2
‘Talk dirty to me, Miss Bracewell.’
Disturbing
‘Sir, you’re distracting the other passengers.’
Counsellor
‘Have you tried not watching EastEnders?’
Cowell
Baby Cowell’s first word
Cavemen 3
‘I’ve invented gay marriage.’
Award
‘Pretend to take this from me — we’ll CGI in the actual trophy later’
Suspect
‘We have reason to suspect that you can’t afford to live around here.’
