Commute
‘He commutes so often that now he can’t read a book any other way’
The Spectator
Thursday
Autobiography
‘It’s always about you, isn’t it?’
Mrbond
‘Ah Mr Bond, we’ve been expecting you’
Heaven
‘Oh, nothing’s wrong — I just thought there would be a few more people up here.’
Date
‘This machine measures my stress levels. If at any point this red light comes on the date is over.’
Flash
Bottles
‘The post’s arrived.’
Awesome
Married
‘You can always tell the married ones.’
Men
Recession 2
‘Here’s to us — we survived our first recession.’
Production
‘The big challenge in production-line work is to avoid peaking too soon.’
Bankers 2
‘I’ve switched bankers — this is George.’
Tagging 2
‘Am I right in thinking that this is the first time you’ve done tagging, Gary?’
Sherlock
‘Watson, this looks to me like a three e-pipe problem.’
Hollande
‘I’d rather be at the Elysée Palace.’
