Fat chances The National Obesity Forum said that Britain is reaching a ‘doomsday scenario’ where half the population is obese. What happened to previous government campaigns to tackle obesity? — Between 1997 and 2008 the percentage of men getting the government’s recommended level of physical exercise grew from 32 per cent to 39 per cent,
‘You broke into my grandma’s house,ate her, then stole her identity, so I suppose I am here for some answers’
‘Hopefully, you will never have cause to use it but your brooms come with a bayonet attachment’
‘We’re naming him after the whole of the England cricket team: “Useless.” ’
‘Try believing in your selfie.’
‘I’d like the usual savage Tory cut.’
‘Your condition was once treatable but medical science has moved on.’
‘I’m twerking from home.’
‘What’s your problem? I got you a margherita and I got myself a Hawaiian.’
‘Nice piercings.’
George Osborne is refreshingly uninterested in his public image, believing that he will be judged by the success (or otherwise) of his economic policies. So when the Chancellor pops up to give a speech, he spends little time trying to mask his underlying aim — which is usually to sock it to Ed Balls, his
