Autobiography
‘It’s always about you, isn’t it?’
The Spectator
Thursday
Mrbond
‘Ah Mr Bond, we’ve been expecting you’
Heaven
‘Oh, nothing’s wrong — I just thought there would be a few more people up here.’
Date
‘This machine measures my stress levels. If at any point this red light comes on the date is over.’
Bottles
‘The post’s arrived.’
Awesome
Married
‘You can always tell the married ones.’
Men
Recession 2
‘Here’s to us — we survived our first recession.’
Production
‘The big challenge in production-line work is to avoid peaking too soon.’
Bankers 2
‘I’ve switched bankers — this is George.’
Tagging 2
‘Am I right in thinking that this is the first time you’ve done tagging, Gary?’
Sherlock
‘Watson, this looks to me like a three e-pipe problem.’
Hollande
‘I’d rather be at the Elysée Palace.’
Army
Barrister
Zombie
Horse 2
Forget Wall St. The Wolves of Whitehall caused the crash – and could do so again
This week, Martin Scorsese’s film The Wolf of Wall Street opened and the Office of National Statistics reported that house prices are up by 12 per cent in London and by 5 per cent across the UK as a whole. While the former represents the cocaine-fuelled greed of bankers, which many like to think caused
