Hounddog
‘So you’re worried that you aint nothin’ but a hounddog, and you keep crying all the time…’
The Spectator
Thursday
Society
‘As a society we don’t allow them to be adults any more’
Hound
‘So you’re worried that you aint nothin’ but a hounddog, and you keep crying all the time…’
Judge
‘I do not want to appear judgmental...’
Trott
‘Retired hurt — by some very unkind comments.’
Drone 4
‘Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hear you work for the government.’
Louvre
Stealing
‘Stealing from the rich is all very well, Little John, but the bankers, the energy companies, the water companies… I just can’t keep up!’
Executive
‘Find out who was responsible for appointing me, and fire them.’
Rail 2
‘It’s the ideal rail-commuter read.’
Hiding
'Yes all right, sir, you’re Charles Stuart, Prince of Wales, hiding from Cromwell’s Roundheads — now if you don’t mind, we just want to rescue this lady’s cat.’
Iran
‘I see you’re one of those modern wishy-washy moderates.’
Husky
‘That’ll be David Cameron’s husky sledge.’
Letters: In defence of the Revd Paul Flowers, cyclists vs lorry drivers, and more
Scandal at the Co-op Sir: Martin Vander Weyer makes a good point. The Revd Paul Flowers may be a flawed individual, but he is not responsible for Co-op Bank’s woes (Any Other Business, 23 November). His appointment might be symptomatic of a complacency about ‘good’ and ‘bad’ banking that suited certain politicians, but surely now
Barometer | 28 November 2013
Third-class thinking A report by the Institute of Economic Affairs recommended standing-room-only third-class carriages as an alternative to longer trains and platforms. What was third-class rail travel originally like? — Until the 1844 Railway Act third-class travel generally meant an open carriage with holes drilled in the floor to let the rainwater out. The Act
Portrait of the week | 28 November 2013
Home Alex Salmond, the First Minister of Scotland, outlined Scottish National Party plans for independence, which included keeping the pound and armed forces of 15,000, replacing the BBC with the Scottish Broadcasting Service and introducing random breath tests. The Ministry of Defence said it would investigate claims that in 1972 an Army plainclothes undercover unit
Our enemy is not global warming. In Britain, people are dying of the cold
Fanciful predictions of all the deaths that will result from climate change, decades into the future, are regularly thrown into public debate. Less attention has been given to a real statistic from the here and now, released by the Office of National Statistics this week, which shows the effects of one of the policies designed
Books and Arts – 28 November 2013
Boris Johnson falls foul of the ‘you can’t say that’ rule
Last night, Sebastian Payne described Boris Johnson as being a politician who ‘prides himself on being one of the few politicians who gets away with saying the unsayable’. He was covering the Mayor of London’s lecture to the Centre for Policy Studies, where Boris said the following: ‘Whatever you may think of the value of
