Drink 3
‘Can Johnny come out to drink?’

‘Can Johnny come out to drink?’
‘It’s amazing having the front window made out of Google Glass.’
‘Modern technology is making it much too easy for children to access porn these days.’
‘This would have been even more romantic if we didn’t need the home-help to lift us in and out of the bath.’
‘Success is just around the corner.’
‘Percy Edwards...now he could tweet.’
Pothole golf.
‘...and this is Mother Inferior.’
Menagerie à trois
‘We do most of our parenting online now.’
‘That lamb’s a bit pink.’
‘Axe the programme — none of the so-called “stars” are A-listers.’
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