Mirren
‘And don’t go rushing back to work, Ma’am. I hear that Helen Mirren is doing an excellent job.’
The Spectator
Thursday
Afterlife
‘If I’d known I was going to get charged extra to bring this stuff on my journey to the next world, I wouldn’t have been buried with so much of it.’
Comparison
Congregation
‘The congregation’s adamant, Vicar — she’s against gay marriage.’
Pitcher
‘It’s a prequel!’
Cardinal
‘I’m finished as a cardinal — I think I’ll become a Liberal Democrat.’
Downsize
‘Think of it as downsizing.’
Banker 2
‘Outrageous, disgraceful, unfair — and that’s just my bonus!’
Invitation
‘We’re invited to dinner at the Biebers’ — seven for nine-thirty.’
Pest
Balloon
‘Don’t tell me you’re STILL depressed.’
Letters | 7 March 2013
Gove’s history lessons Sir: ‘The idea that there is a canonical body of knowledge that must be mastered,’ says Professor Jackie Eales, ‘but not questioned, is inconsistent with high standards of education in any age.’ This is not true. Primary education is, or should be, all about just such a body of knowledge. This gives
If David Cameron wants to save the NHS, he should sack David Nicholson
Twenty-five years ago, when he had left the Communist party and taken over as chief executive at Doncaster Royal Infirmary, Sir David Nicholson made a point of promising his staff a ‘job for life’. He has certainly stuck to his ideology. This week he admitted his part in the Mid Staffordshire hospitals scandal, in which
Portrait of the week | 7 March 2013
Home George Osborne, the Chancellor of the Exchequer failed to dissuade EU finance minsters in Brussels from endorsing a plan to cap bankers’ pay bonuses. City banks contemplated taking the EU to court over it. HSBC’s annual profits fell by 6 per cent to £14 billion, including a loss of £700 million made in Britain.
Books and Arts – 7 March 2013
Vicky Pryce found guilty
Vicky Pryce has been found guilty at Southwark Crown Court of perverting the course of justice by taking speeding points for her ex-husband Chris Huhne. Huhne had already pleaded guilty, but Pryce had pleaded not guilty on the grounds of marital coercion. The jury rejected her defence. The pair will be sentenced at a later
Germany realises the limits of the EU project
Britain isn’t the only country whose politicians are getting just a little bit jittery about an increase in Bulgarian and Romanian migrants. In this week’s Spectator, Rod Liddle examines the German and Dutch response to the lifting of transitional controls. We were enjoined by the Romanians to believe that our fears of being ‘flooded’ or
Wednesday
George Osborne’s only plan is to pray for recovery
What sort of Budget will George Osborne unveil on 20 March? In this week’s Spectator, Fraser Nelson predicts that it will be an empty one, devoid of radicalism. The piece outlines one meeting in which the Chancellor explained why he is feeling so cautious: Before every Budget, George Osborne always seeks the advice of various
Sunday
Bookbenchers: Nick de Bois
Nick de Bois is the Conservative MP for Enfield North, and is part of the Tory Class of 2010. He talks spies, Eurovision and Machiavelli as he tells us about his favourite books. 1) Which book is on your bedside table at the moment? Lyndon Johnson, The Passage of Power 2) Which book would you read
Thursday
Club
‘This really isn’t what I had in mind when you offered to take me to an exclusive London club.’
