Nobody’s girl

‘It’s an invoice from my parents and they’re charging more than the nursery.’
‘Oh no, not more flag-waving!’
‘They are fast becoming something akin to a crusade.’
‘That also rather sums up Labour’s immigration policy.’
‘It’s the only reduction our water company has ever offered us.’
‘It’ll be so big, it’ll be a country within a country – namely ours.’
‘With all the solar and wind farms, there are no scenic routes left.’
‘That’s what I have every time it’s your round.’
‘Their worst punishment would be having to share a cell.’
‘While Reform were making history, the Tories were becoming it.’
‘I love it here. Birmingham is the tops.’
Writer’s block
‘Apparently it doesn’t provide any get out for Keir.’