The Gaddafi Memorial Quiz

In order to commemorate the death of Colonel Gaddafi properly, here’s a quiz about various deceased (with one exception) murderous megalomaniacs. No googling, or I’ll boil you in a vat for supper. Answers later today.

1. Which Muslim headcases wrote the following novels:

a) Escape To Hell
b) Begone Demons!

2. According to a popular conspiracy theory, from whose frozen semen was German Chancellor Angela Merkel created?

3. Who ordered The Night of the Murdered Poets?

4. Which friend of ol’Muammar may well have served up his other friend, Giscard D’Estaing, with poached loin of human being at a presidential dinner?

5. Which murderous black nationalist nutjob reportedly modelled himself on Baron Samedi?

6. Who wrote to the Queen of England, addressing her as “Liz”?

7. Which long deceased right-winger, together with “his brother Don/could not keep on keepin’ on.”

8. Which vicious African bastard, who should have been killed fourteen years ago for his “red terror”, last year published his memoirs in Zimbabwe?

9. Which whacko has newlyweds required to pay homage to him with flower petals despite being dead for seventeen years?

10. Who was the fairly unpleasant Saloth Sar?