I was considerably perplexed for a long time
as to how they ensured each can contained
a uniform amount. And what was the measurement?
Gigglebytes? Guffaws? Microsnorts?
I assumed there was a warehouse or depot
in HaHa-on-the-Hill or Chucklington
or some peripheral spot: HowlMart! or
Larfs-R-Us! in dayglo on the side,
but worried about the clowns who manned it
being drenched by their backfiring buttonholes.
How could they possibly handle bulk orders
in those absolutely massive shoes?
