Tanya Gold Tanya Gold

Half-baked Hollywood

TV judge Paul is selling sausage rolls by the inch to commuters at Euston

issue 11 November 2017

Knead is the first of Paul Hollywood’s new strain of bakeries that sell coffee, and which will encircle capitalism. This one is outside Euston station and I think the name — Knead, meaning squashed under fists, specifically Paul Hollywood’s fists — is designed solely to make you think of his big hands.

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