Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Bath time

A social leper tells you of his miserable existence

issue 25 October 2003

These days Uncle Jack only comes out of his room once a week, for a bath. The rest of the time he sits in his chair in front of the television, wailing. You can hear him all over the house. It sounds very peculiar, as if we are keeping a tethered discontented beast somewhere in the house.

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