Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Called to account

A social leper tells you of his miserable existence

issue 08 February 2003

The tax man, a Mr Matthews in my case, rang the other day. He said, ‘Why haven’t you answered our letters for the last four years, Mr Clarke?’ I’d been dreading this phone call for so long that it was almost a relief. I wasn’t much of a letter writer, I told him, which is the truth.

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