Darling carves up the spending pie

It’s the eve of the Pre-Budget Report, and the lunacy has already begun. Tomorrow’s FT says that Darling will copy the Tories’ plans to protect the NHS budget – and throw police and schools in to the protected status as well. This is introduced as “the biggest squeeze in pubic spending for a generation,” with the headline figure of 14 percent cuts. How to make sense of that? My guide:

1. Any sentence that starts “A Labour government would…” can be ignored. Darling can promise to fund free beer for everyone after 2011 – he won’t be in office. These are decoys for the media: the wilder his claims, the worse he expects to lose.

2. We already know it will be “the biggest squeeze for a generation” – Budget 2009 involved 7 percent cuts over three years (in the small print).