Mary Killen Mary Killen

Dear Mary | 12 July 2018

issue 14 July 2018

Q. A long-standing friend has an admirer of some means. He has invited her to borrow his fully staffed and equipped yacht and entertain a selection of guests, including myself, while we sail around the Med. I’ve become somewhat addicted to luxury and I’ve been so looking forward to this for weeks. I imagined myself lying on a lounger throughout, but I’ve now heard of a late addition to the line-up. My friend has confused good with good value and has misguidedly invited a man who has been immensely helpful in a professional capacity to some of those who will be on board. But I’ve been in a group with him before and he never draws breath. He will talk the whole way through this holiday, so being trapped on a boat with him means the break will not be restful. What should I do?
— Name and address withheld

A. Download an unabridged Audible copy of War and Peace (61 hours) to your iPhone. Greet him warmly on day one wearing headphones slung around your neck. Say you have challenged yourself and are going to fulfil the ambition of a lifetime by finally absorbing the contents of War and Peace audibly, having failed to get through the print version. Wear the headphones at all times. It will do you no harm to take this story on board — in both senses.

Q. I have room for six around my table in Ravenscourt Park and often want to invite people to supper in London on a Thursday night. However, I find that if I ask them on a Monday, they often don’t reply until the Thursday morning. If they say no, it’s too late for me to get a substitute.

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