Q. When someone gives you anti-ageing cream as a present, is that an insult or a compliment?
— A.O., Provence
A. It is both, but such creams make pointless presents. Cosmetics are all to do with suggestibility: for them to work, the user must be the one who has studied the spiel on the packaging and decided it seems plausible.
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