From Jim Broadbent
Q. As an immensely successful actor I am more than happy with my lot. However, I have recently developed a burning desire to make my mark in politics. I feel sure that I could make a favourable impression and that it could only enhance my already stratospheric public profile. My only problem is I lack ‘certainty’. I really don’t know what I think on any given subject. I don’t necessarily see this as an insurmountable problem since in my career to date I have given ample evidence that I can spout arrant nonsense convincingly, but I would like guidance as to which political party would most benefit from my particular skills.
A. The Liberal Democrats, as the most chameleon-like party, would be the natural home for an actor, but it doesn’t really matter which party you join — as long as you stand in a seat threatened by Ukip. Your existing high profile will reassure voters who have ‘never heard of’ any of the other contestants and you will surge to an easy victory. After which, don’t worry about the lack of certainty — it will be a good thing to be responsive and flexible.
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