Tamzin Lightwater

Diary of a Notting Hill nobody – 25 March 2006

Tamzin Lightwater files her report

issue 25 March 2006

MONDAY
Panic and frenzy. Nigel is calling it Dave v. Goliath. Sebastian says if the first draft of Dave’s budget response is anything to go by it will be more like the ‘Ramble in the Jungle’.

Focus group findings pinned to every wall — ‘If Dave was an alcopop, which flavour would he be?’ ‘Er, chocolate.’

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