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Has someone been smuggling drugs in my hay bales?

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EXPLORE THE ISSUE 01 March 2025
issue 01 March 2025

The hay dealer showed me his latest stock and told me the bright green hay would cost me a staggering €165 a bale.

‘I don’t want to smoke it, I want to feed it to my horses,’ I said, looking doubtfully at what was apparently best meadow hay.

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