Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

How do we stop the Lycra dads using our stable yard as a toilet?

They duck under the tape to go inside the yard where they make themselves at home, in a semi-seated position

The cyclist let go of the tape, jerking downwards, and as he did so the bottom strand shocked him in the crotch. Zap! Credit: IPGGutenbergUKLtd 
issue 07 November 2020
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