James Delingpole James Delingpole

It’s the secret of a successful marriage: my wife treats me like a dog

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issue 06 July 2013

‘Here, Wolf,’ says the Fawn to me, showing me a saucer. ‘Look at this! This is the new place where you put your mouth things. See! See the saucer? Look at the saucer! See the saucer! This saucer will now live by your bed. This is the place where from now on you put your mouth things.

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