It’s time to take militant action against these fucking local council idiots, although I’m not quite sure what exactly we should do. Something to shake them out of their PC narcolepsy forever, anyway. Kick them very hard in the balls, or on the shins, when they emerge from city hall on their enormous salaries would be a start. Hang around outside their homes, feverishly masturbating, perhaps. It has gone way too far, this paedophobia; and of course the children are the real losers. It stems from the old feminist adage that every man is a potential rapist and, by extension, every man is also a potential kiddie-fiddler. At least, in Watford, they employ an equal opportunities policy and women are barred as well.
Any suggestions for a mass campaign of disobedience will be welcomed here. The best suggestion wins a bottle of champagne.