Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Life amid Catriona’s cleaning regime

We sleep between steam-ironed sheets and my voice is forever drowned out by one of Mr Dyson’s gadgets – but what do I know?

Catriona can’t stop cleaning, even with a twisted ankle [Peopleimages/iStock]

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