Mr Steepike recommends this snippet about everyone's favourite ageing action hero from Olivia Cole's Hollywood Notebook in this week's issue of the magazine:
'To anyone wearing heels after a couple of cocktails, Soho House's marble staircase is a potential death trap. And it's risky even if you're not in heels, to judge by the behaviour of Bruce Willis's entourage. In the early hours, spotting the Talent holding court a couple of steps up, an assistant screamed, 'Get him off the stairs! Get him off the stairs!' They must need sedation when is called upon to do actual stunts.'
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