Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Low life | 1 December 2016

If only the bores my mother attracts would stop for a moment and listen to her accounts of her strange hallucinations

issue 03 December 2016

My mother is a bore magnet. They travel from miles around to sit in the chair opposite hers and tell her every last detail of their lives in a protracted monologue and then they leave. It’s like a surgery. One after another they appear at the door, bursting with a narrative of their incredible lives.

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