Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Low Life | 15 August 2009

Acid trip

issue 15 August 2009

The answer to all my problems, I read last week in a fascinating little booklet on fungal infections, is a substance called caprylic acid. Left to run riot, it predicted, the fungus growing in my throat and digestive tract will cause flatulence and itching (which I already have in spades), and eventually psychosis.

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