Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Low life | 25 February 2012

issue 25 February 2012

On Valentine’s Day I took a young lady out on a date. She was so young that the forms of address that she used in the brief flurry of emails leading up to the big day were entirely new to me and I had to Google them to find out what she meant.

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