Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Low life | 9 November 2017

Its devoted clientele of losers, paupers, weirdos, seers, bores, babblers and underage drinkers will miss the King Bill

issue 11 November 2017

We had a hyperbole competition, the taxi driver and I, over the climbing full moon, clearer and brighter than either of us had seen it for as long as we could remember. Did I know, he said, that the gravitational power of the moon on the Earth was just enough to stabilise the Earth’s wobble? It might have been put there, and its mass finely calibrated, just for the task.

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