1. Sitting beside a foot-tapper beating time
2. Sitting next to a person who texts throughout a performance
3. Sitting next to/behind/in front of a snorer/fidgeter/cougher/sniffer/whisperer
4. Sitting behind over-tall people and those who wear hats
5. Sitting beside an obese person who spills over into my seat
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