Monday
Dear me! How are we supposed to have a grown up argument about immigration when silly Lithuanian ambassadors can’t see the funny side of a little joke about one-legged dance troupes?
If you ask me, people with names that look like the last line of the optician’s testing chart shouldn’t be allowed to start rows.

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