Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Real life | 25 August 2016

I'm in danger of losing my cottage in the country. So whatever you want to tell me about 'storage solutions', I'm obliged to listen

issue 27 August 2016

‘How did I get here?’ I think dazedly. I am sitting in the Big Yellow Self Storage in Balham being interviewed, there is no other word for it. The person interviewing me is a relentlessly cheerful girl who wants to know everything, there is no other word for it, about me before she rents me a storeroom.

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