Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Real life | 3 August 2017

The Builder Boyfriend reckons our parish council members are like the Zulus. He may have a point

issue 05 August 2017

‘This situation is Rorke’s Drift,’ said the builder boyfriend, after our proposed renovations were objected to at the parish council’s notorious planning meeting.

‘When you’re faced with 4,000 warriors armed with spears you may as well go down fighting,’ he declared, as we sat in the cottage ruminating on the news from our architect, who had just come back from the meeting.

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