Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Real life | 7 April 2016

It looks as though my only option is to move to an unheated cottage in Surrey

issue 09 April 2016

My adventures in penury land me with two job applications on my screen, one for MI6, one for Sainsbury’s.

Do I become a spy, or stack shelves in a supermarket? The vacancies are on a recruitment site called Indeed, one after the other: Counter Assistant, Sainsbury’s. Intelligence Officer, London. Just like that.

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